It's a bit of a long story, but I was given a nickname on social media by a group of trolls that shill for ball-Earth.

 

So I turned the nickname into a song!

 

Enjoy.

 

 

I hate you when you're with me

And I love you when you leave me

I'd drive across this continent to see you and my babies

Because I'm beautiful and you're ugly

And you're sad when you're not with me

My love is strong and yours is weak

so come and kneel before me

 

But your actions make me doubt you

So I fly away without you

I'm an artist and a teacher

you're just sitting in the bleachers

 

But I wanted you to be the center of my world

I wanted you to lava me like no other girl

But you're just not at my level and could you imagine that

My Earth is flat

 

I hate you when you're with me

And I love you when you leave me

I'd drive across this continent to rescue my whole family

Because I'm lonely and you're angry

Let's just face it - we're not 20

You took our kids and YouTube sees I'm not exactly making money

but I'll send Bitcoin when I'm ready

The drinks aren't free when I'm with Eddie

A humble artist selling stickers

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