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I Know You're Out There

 

My sister suggested that instead of getting frustrated with creating an online dating profile, I post a list of what I am looking for in a woman here to my website. 

I guess it's just something I've never thought of doing - it was one of those, "Oh... right, that's actually a good idea sis'!" moments. 

I guess older sisters really do know best! 

 

To be Frank, if you're The One - you're going to meet Ang anyway, and there's a 98% chance she will see through you as clear as a window - so we might as well just get that out of the way now. 

Without further ado, here's what I'm looking for in a woman. I know I will sound crazy, and I honestly stopped caring a while ago about that. 

 

  • You're a Vegan - at least a Vegetarian.
  • You're a Pisces. 
  • You aren't sitting around doing nothing with your life.
  • You like art and music.
  • You have family values. 
  • You're ready to handle an OCD workaholic Scorpio who also plays music.
  • You sing and would love to sing songs with your man (that's me).
  • You would like to have kid(s) - no rush on that one because we both know it has to be right first!
  • Marriage? Let's see if we even like each other first though okay?
  • You have a healthy distrust of your government. 
  • You like to travel - we're going to be doing that a lot of that.  
  • You wouldn't mind helping out here and there when needed at a business or two. 
  • You love kids. 
  • You don't want pets, unless they're outside and properly taken care of. 
  • You don't smoke, you're not a drug addict (no pot-heads, pill-poppers or meth addicts need apply), and aren't a heavy drinker. 
  • You don't celebrate Western Holidays such as Christmas, Easter, Halloween or New Years. 

 

Does this sound like you (cue laughter)??? 

Send an e-mail to adam@adamjosh.com - or if you're a little more daring - shoot me a text at 1 919-651-7362 or join the conversation on Twitter.

If this sounds more like that crazy and single friend of yours then please do us both a favour and send this link to her - http://www.adamjosh.com/blog.html/i_know_youre_out_there/

...and say hello to your mother for me.