Alex Jones Rants as a Literal Indie Folk Song

Some outfit called Super Deluxe did it first, but I did it better - and I'm an actual indie artist. 

 

Enjoy. 

 

 

 

Turns out Alex Jones and the Infowars Crew saw my video and liked my idea so much that they decided to turn the whole thing into a contest and help Indie Artists by giving out $20,000 worth of prizes!

 

Check this out! 

 

Here's a decent version someone did using my song in their audio track! 

 

To be clear, I don't think I'll win the contest. I've seen the competition and there really are some super talented musicians and bands covering this song. It'd be nice to get a thank you from the winner of the contest for putting a bug in their ears at Infowars, but I won't hold my breath.

 

Just because I was the first to cover the song doesn't mean I'm the best. Definitely not. 

 

I also had a chance to connect with the actual original music songwriter, Nick Lutsko (follow him on Twitter @NickLutsko) and have a laugh about this whole situation. 

A 360 win I guess, right!? 

 

Awesome. 

 

Here's a softer version I recorded for fun....

Here's the lyrics...

 

I'm angry

I've had enough of these people

They're a bunch of Christian murdering scum that run giant death factories keeping babies alive and selling their body parts.

What more do you need to know about these people? I go out and face these scum.

They literally crawl out from under rocks, they have green-looking skin, and they run around screaming, "We love Satan, we want to eat babies!" I have them on video.

 

Hillary's into creepy, weird, sick stuff man. She sleeps in the same room with that creepy weirdo woman whose mother wears a hood over her head - what the hell?

That woman, number one, is ugly. Imagine how bad she smells man. I'm told her and Obama just stink. Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur.

 

Literal vampire pot-belly goblins are hobbling around coming after us. My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go ah - ahhh - AHHH! We're such self-centered crap, we don't even notice hell itself rising up against us.

Millions are pouring in people of the very worst type and I'm so pissed. We're gonna stab your daughter at the mall. Ah - ahhh - AHHH! We're gonna stab your wife, your son - oooooh.

We're gonna stab you with a butchers knife - and then the police chief is gonna say, "We love our Somali's, we love our Muslims. Oh they're so good. Oh they're so sweet."

 

Lyrics by Alex Jones